Corn Flakes

So the people here can't say my name... at all. The bane of my existence is that I speak Spanish, but all native speakers have a heck of a time saying my name.

So Ricardo, one of the pastors, started calling me Corn Flakes because he can't remember Kourtney. So he's assimilating it to something he DOES know in order to remember it...

I called him corn flakes back... hopefully this doesn't stick